I don't think that we'd need you as a pack mule, but I'm sure that we could use another source of amusement at the Axiomite bash. Along those lines, I hear it is great fun to take all of your firearms with you to the airport. You are allowed seven in your check-in bag if they do not exceed the total dimensions of 8" x 12" x 20".

Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.