I think I can get in on the follicle spec.

What about wireless? I've tried to check at Lumina (no answer, I'm not optimistic). Are there other places we might be able to connect? I'm primarily concerned with sending a periodic message home to the family, but I don't need to lug a laptop along if there's no way to use it.

On the phone front...

Please list me as text message only. Verizon says I can text away for free (but no pictures, please) while data is a no-go and calls are $0.69/min.

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