Originally Posted By: CatBrat
It's that new mustard.


EXT. COUNTRY ROAD INTERSECTION
An expensive chauffeur-driven luxury car sits at an intersection. A well-dressed gentleman in the rear of the car is beginning to eat a meal. Another expensive luxury car pulls up along the first car's left side. The well-dressed gentleman in the rear of the left car rolls down his window.

        LEFT MAN
    (politely)
  Pardon me. Would you have any Celine Dion?

RIGHT MAN begins to gag on his lunch, and is struggling to keep it down.

        RIGHT MAN
    (gagging)
  You (wet burp) jerk!

RIGHT MAN completely loses his lunch.