Chris: If you leave, I am going to hide out in your backyard and slingshot all the pretty birds at your feeder. Then, I'm gonna break in and stencil Pennsylvaia Dutch motifs on your pink Magentos.
Finally, I'll tell Jay that you're fluent in Thai and have just been being a jerk.
Axiom High School lives!
Really!?! All this over something so incredibly trite. And then it all gets personal.
Like in high school, we should be arguing over important stuff---like penny loafers or wingies.
And should one really put pennies in the loafers?
People used to get hurt over that one.
