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You think kids are bad? Try owning a 130lb dog. Never in my life have i seen an animal dispose of so much solid waste in one day.



Put on a pair of hip waders and run it over with the lawnmower. I've got a turtle, haven't tried it in the new place - but my old house, wherever on the lawn I put the tank water when I changed it out became luscious and green... all that nitrogen and solid waste!

Just don't feed your dog Tuffy's (dunno if they even still make the stuff) a biker buddy figured with all the food eaten by his shepherd/mastiff/rotweiler/poodle/grizzly/whatever cross that it would save some money. At $5 for a 50 lb bag, apparently it stayed in him about as long as the recycled newspaper and "brown" it was made out of.

BTW, you coming out to the arena on 6 March to see some NHL Jets legends back in the city?

Bren R.