Originally Posted By: CatBrat
All of mine are pretty lame too. I usually got caught and punished for minor crimes. Such as in school one day, I unplugged the clock on the wall and stuffed the cord up inside it. Then when the teacher looked away, I would stand up and change the time to be just a little faster than it normally would have been, in an attempt to get out of class sooner. (There were no bells in this school). I got caught and actually got a paddling for it in the principle's office.


That's a good one. It was only lame, 'cause you got caught.

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