That's hilarious, John.

Actually, what folks might want to do is trick out their tweeters. The v4 has an acoustically absorptive plug at the rear of the diaphragm to linearize the frequency response. I think it's made of felt. If you use the coarse hairs from Llama 'nads, you will find the tweeter has more of a Latin American sound. I've successfully used Canadian beaver fur for the famed relaxed Great White North sound.

House of the Rising Sone
Out in the mid or far field
Dedicated mid-woofers are over-rated