If ever a male and female got together that were TOO alike, the universe would explode or God would evaporate or NSYNC would get back together or something
I always figured I would somehow be responsible for ushering in armageddon!
There's a saying I heard once: "A woman inspires a man to greatness, then makes sure he never achieves it..."
I laughed at first and then, upon further reflection, became a bit depressed...
"Art is making something out of nothing and selling it." ---Frank Zappa