AAAARRRRGGGGG!!!!!! Damn this hobby for turning me into a nerd!!!

Where do I pick up my mandatory pocket protector? Oh, I don't have to turn in my sportbike, do I??? \:o

My Stuff :

M80's
QS8's
VP150
EP800
Denon 4802
Emotiva XPA-3
Samsung BD-P3600
Sharp 65 Inch Aquos LCD