If the iPad 3 did those things, I wouldn't care (as much) how many Chinese workers jumped to their deaths.

Edit: OK, that's crude. Let me just say that it would be really, really cool and I'd be OK with them being really depressed over their labor conditions.

Edit again: Sorry Tom!

Edit one more time: But Tom, you know you would get one too. Even if you had to buy it at Freakin' WalMart.

::::::: No disrespect to Axiom, but my favorite woofer is my yellow lab :::::::