Ah, you understand!
Unfortunately, I don't have a router yet. I think my upcoming shopping list looks something like this:
1. Pocket joiner kit
1.5 Blu-ray player
2. dado blade
3. upgraded fence for the table saw (cha-ching!)
4. pulley 'n' chain kit for the saw
6. router box
1. shelf for kid's TV cabinet (dead easy!)
2. shelf for our closet (easy!)
3. cabinet for kids' toyboxes (probably sorta easy?)
4. crown molding in living room
I didn't do it, no one saw me, you can't prove anything.