Ah, you understand!

Unfortunately, I don't have a router yet. I think my upcoming shopping list looks something like this:

1. Pocket joiner kit
1.5 Blu-ray player
2. dado blade
3. upgraded fence for the table saw (cha-ching!)
4. pulley 'n' chain kit for the saw
5. router
6. router box

Project list:
1. shelf for kid's TV cabinet (dead easy!)
2. shelf for our closet (easy!)
3. cabinet for kids' toyboxes (probably sorta easy?)
4. crown molding in living room
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I didn't do it, no one saw me, you can't prove anything.