Wow, I feel for ya. I'm currently on my 3rd 360 so can only imagine what you are currently going through. I'm glad to see you can find some humor in it though. Im laughing a bit myself reading about these ridiculous events that seem to just pile on top of each other. Hang in there, and at least you got a story out of it...maybe.

2-M3s, 1-VP100, HSU STF-1, Xbox 360