Seriously? I wasn't kidding about the van being "a".... (maybe not "the").... dream vehicle.
I NEED a van for my business, like it or not, and I've never had a vehicle with heated leather, power moonroof, MP3-capable 6-disc changer with XM, backup camera, a certified low-emissions rating, a decently powerful engine that shuts down cylinders as needed for a real-world 28MPG, Tri-zone digital temp, etc., etc... I love this thing.
OK, OK, I could be persuded by an SLR McLaren:
Or a Jaguar XK XKR:
Now you guys made me unhappy with my new van!
Bastards.