I'd leave Fenway alone, for sure. And Wrigley.

I'll be at Safeco Field in Seattle to see the Mariners and the Tigers on Sunday. With my son (13). "13" is his age, not his name. He was born before Olivia Wilde's character on "House". And I wouldn't name a boy after her.

Oooh, shiny! ...

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