Originally Posted By: MarkSJohnson
When I was 43 or 44, my wife couldn't find me in the house, anywhere. In a panic, she started looking outside and found me all the way down at the end of the block (our house was in the middle of the block). Mad and scared, she asked what I was doing there and evidently, I told her that I was looking for Spring around the corner because she told someone on the phone that's where it was.

I think she's still a little mad about it.

Fixed it for ya!

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