Hey, GG! Thanks for introducing yourself. You are our god and master! We appreciate everything you do to make Playland informative, useful and fun.

If I were not the only one here with such highly evolved manners and social skills, I'm sure there would be others to express their profuse thanks as well.

Sorry that Ian and Amie never mentioned the term "cretins" when they offered you the position.

Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.