Originally Posted By: Murph
So if Peter likes soccer less than zero, then he is kind of a black hole of soccer love. This stand to reason that after years of sucking up all that soccer love, he really actually contains more soccer love than any of us and although the theories are not necessarily concrete, it's remotely plausible that someday, he will suck up more soccer love than he can contain and erupt into a fiery new universe of soccer love.


I've sucked up so much soccer love beyond by event horizon, that it occasionally ejects from my rectum.