Thank you for the offer, but it was really curiosity.
We have some wetlands in the backyard and if I were to ever try to enjoy myself by sitting out there unprotected, I'd be bitten head-to-toe by mosquitoes.
So, yes, to beat everyone to the punch: I wear a condom when I'm out there so I won't be unprotected.
We have a screened porch which works just dandy for me, but a lounger like that would take up too much space.
::::::: “Yum. I'd love to gnaw on those with my ears." :::::::