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I've got one of the fireplace lighter Zippos (6 inches long, skinny).

must.....refrain.....from.....making.......joke!! seriously though, i've got my grandfather's Zippo from WWII and that thing is only barely weathered. i wish everything was built like those things! for starters i'd still have my '82 F-100 pickup (R.I.P.). sniff sniff

Who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?