Stephen, I saw your quote this weekend.

You may be the preeminent physicist of your time,
but refering to heaven as a "fairy story," well that's a little beyond the pale.

Calling it a "story" was one thing, but ya had to make it personal, didn't ya? Ya just had to.

You know you had no right to ever think you would have a trophy wife (well, trophy to you, anyway).
Yeah, 'cause you're hot and so charismatic. Gimme a break! You're just R2D2 with a glasses and a bibliography.

And living this long? How the hell do you think THAT happened, you self-entitled, twisted-gobbed little snot. ALS was supposed to be a humility wake-up call. That was almost forty years ago!

How you gonna feel, suckah, when I let that filthy rich megalomaniac, Craig Ventner, find the Higgs-Bozon particle when he's on vacation, on the beach, by accident, and drunk.

I swear, one more "fairy story" and it's hat-trick time for Craigwipe.


Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.