You don't like coffee ice cream? OMG! You are obviously one sick dude and are beyond help! Go to your nearest mental health practitioner right away and ask for carte blanche to the medication cabinet! You are going to need it!
I thought I knew you, man, I really did. Now I see you for what you are. To hell with holding back my analysis, you need a major head cleaning!
Ha ha, happy Friday everyone. Just kidding, Mark ol' pal. I needed a laugh today and you opened the door. I just walked on through.
Hope everyone has a safe and happy Memorial Day weekend!
