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the brightest bulb on the tree



What kind of trees do you have up there in Alaska, Mike?

Sure, my antenna doesn't pick up all the channels and I'm a few clowns short of a circus most days. And who among us has exactly the right amount of yardage between the goal posts, or the precise spacing between the flippers? My belt goes through almost all the loops, and I've proven that I'm smarter than bait. I've demonstrated my ability to pour water out of a boot as long as the instructions are on the heel.

I long ago accepted that I'm a few Cokes short of a six pack, a taco short of a combination plate, several peas short of a casserole, a few fries short of a happy meal, and, most importantly, a few feathers short of a whole duck.

But I have all my dogs on one leash, and I'm more beer than foam.

I think it was medic8r doing research on us clandestinely.

bibere usque ad hilaritatem