I didn't mention a subwoofer cable because the one from Blue Jean Cable would cost me $75, and figured this one at Monoprice would do the job fine.

-50ft High-quality Coaxial Audio/Video RCA CL2 Rated Cable - RG6/U 75ohm- link - $10

Okay, I'll shut up for a while!

The only reasonable argument for owning a gun is to protect yourself from the police.