Weather forecasts are as relevant as me simply throwing a dart at a board with varying forecasts on it; and I can't even hold a dart, let alone throw one. If I tried, it would end up in my leg.

I'd rather see a handicapped person throw a dart into their leg repeatedly, than I would some meteorologist bark out some forecast that's most likely going to change, thus aggravating me.

At least the former is funny!

The only reasonable argument for owning a gun is to protect yourself from the police.