Easy. That way, there'll be two people the next morning to tell (lie to) him about all of the horrible things he said and did. You know his weak spots better than I, so you can feed me some good info during his 6th one! Unless you're joking and he's not a lush at all.
That's what Rufinol in for. grin

Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.