GrammarBot's Motor Oil Madness

Take 1 qt 10/40 motor oil.
Simmer in sauce pan on medium heat.
Add in hard copy of last 24 hours of Axiom BBS (must be fresh, never frozen).
Stir occasionally.
Salt and Pepper lightly.

Remove from heat.
Add 2 eggs, 1 cup flour, 1/4 cup jalapeno peppers, 1/2 cup shredded cheddar cheese. Mix with robotic arm attachment GB-069.

Bake at 350 for 45 minutes in bundt cake pan into shape of Axiom M80.

Cool, slice, you been served.