Here's a famous political joke that I thought some in this thread would appreciate-
A journalist goes around and asks a Russian, a Pole, and an Israeli the same question.
He first goes to the Russian, "excuse me, what's your opinion of the meat shortage?" The Russians says, "what's an opinion?"
The journalist then goes to the Pole, "excuse me, what's your opinion of the meat shortage?" The Pole replies, "what's meat?
He then goes to the Israeli, "excuse me, what's your opinion of the meat shortage"? The Israeli replies, "what's excuse me?"
