I really like avocados, but eat them rarely due to their expense and perceived negative impact on my weight.

I believe that the oatmeal I've been eating for breakfast is helping my overall level of health.

Finally, I enjoy listening to my hi-fi much more than I enjoy this thread.

I don't get why you guys make this stuff so important and so complicated. As to my opinion on the meat of this thread, if you could just sneak the phrase "rat's a$$" in there somewhere, I think you'd just about have it.

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