I've figured you out, 2x6. You hold that being a scientist is an unattainable ideal. Your god is Scientist. Therefore, none of us puny mortals could possibly be a scientist, know anything scientific, understand the scientific method, propose testing methodologies, take classes, hold degrees, or use logical reasoning, since we are not divine.

It all makes sense now.

Oh yeah, and implying that people who say that they are scientists are "stinky apes" would, in fact, qualify as an insult. As would calling them the equivalent of cowardly fish.

I am the Doctor, and THIS... is my SPOON!