c-c-c-cilantro!

p-p-p-parsley!

Ch-ch-ch-Chia Herb Garden!

Ken, you'll be happy to know that there are papers, film, and other original materials regarding the man responsible for both the Chia and the Clapper available for your perusal at the Smithsonian.

Scroll down for the biography of this great American, Joseph Pedott. Many answers await you, especially as to why his products are so big on the left coast. Turns out he's a native San Franciscan!

Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.