My mind wandered to a "cheap gloves = chaffing" joke which led me to think of the "Big Bang Theory" episode where Walowitz made a robot arm with a realistic hand that got stuck in on his.... well lets just say he had to go to the hospital.
The quote that made me chuckle was something like. "Noo!! Don't turn it on. It's stuck in screwdriver mode!!"
With great power comes Awesome irresponsibility.