Great line!

When word of Reagan's cancer had just broken, A Boston DJ read the lines, then added, Yes! There IS a God!" We all laughed. He got suspended.

AND

Last week, a man in New Brunswick, NJ was awarded 1.5m by a judge in a suit filed against the city that forbade him to name his new establishment "Buck Foston's Sports Bar." Nice!

And

Last week we all learned that it can take decades longer to get into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame that it does to become a Saint!

It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock and roll! If you wanna become a saint, eh, not so much.

Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.