I find it very hard to believe that they could endure the high pressure spray of a car wash. Especially on...........the eyes.

I know my ..........eyes....are shrinking back into my body just thinking about it.

Also, depending on what options they paid for, waxing my ..........eyes.... also paints a disturbing picture that I don't want to think about, either.

I now understand why my dog never liked the car wash. He takes very good care when he washes his.........eyes.... also.

With great power comes Awesome irresponsibility.