So, next option, caregiver interviews? (Ha! Camgiver Interviews!)

I have had a cell phone since 1996. (No, not the same one, you ageist creeps!) I have never downloaded an app. However, I DO know that there are a coupla/four million out there+++. There's gotta be one that can make your phone do that with voice commands. If there is not, then get one of these lazy, computer-nerd bastards around here to create one for you.

If they all feign ignorance, then you and I will know that at least 3 or them are lying turds.

I'm sorry, that was too much. I should never have called anyone lazy.

Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.