My kids were different than your kids. I'd give them paper clips for poking stuff and they'd refuse. I'd give them knives to slash and cut and they'd say "No, thank you". I'd give them lighters to torch ignitables and they'd go read books. I just gave up on them, ya know?

House of the Rising Sone
Out in the mid or far field
Dedicated mid-woofers are over-rated