I've had FedEx tell me that there was a package coming that I had to be present to sign for. Basically they have you waiting all day with a line like "delivery by 8pm".
Anyway, the FedEx truck pulls up. I open the door and stand there for two minutes as nothing happens. Then the truck pull away ... a minute later I get an exception text ... package not delivered because customer was not home.
Rlez, you've just described my worst nightmare. That is bat shit crazy! That would make for such a shity night. You have my sympathy. I hope the shipping gods shine down on you better in the future!
