The boxes are a bit difficult to commandeer unless you're a beefy, brawny boy like I am. I have however shared with everyone my preferred method of man-handling the floor-standers once they are out of their boxes. It is the famed "two-sphinctered" grip. If right-handed, gently place two fingers of the left hand in the front sphincter and two fingers of the right hand in the rear sphincter. If your hands are of the more genteel nature, three fingers may better secure said sphincters. For teensy tiny hands, fist the sphincters.
