Being raised in the South, I try to be gentlemanly, but you, sir, are a real Walter Raleigh.
Nah, just working off about 1000 years of purgatory for a misspent youth (and a further eternity for a misspent adult life).
At some point I became determined to leave the world a better place than I got it - mostly because I like what an astonishing idea that is to many people.
How we got here from "man, I would so totally punch that crazy office guy out" is beyond me...