I don't read them. I used to skim them years ago when I found them humorous, but any more I just skip to the specs, or google search the product to find out more about it.

Honestly, I haven't purchased anything from a Woot Off in years. I am not that big of an impulse buyer, and I've never received anything worthwhile in a Bag Of Crap after getting over 10 of them. Never again.
2-M60s, VP180, 8-M3s, SVS 20-39PCi, DIY Sub, 8-Shakers, JVC RS45, Anthem MRX-1120