I don't read them. I used to skim them years ago when I found them humorous, but any more I just skip to the specs, or google search the product to find out more about it.
Honestly, I haven't purchased anything from a Woot Off in years. I am not that big of an impulse buyer, and I've never received anything worthwhile in a Bag Of Crap after getting over 10 of them. Never again.