Ha!
My Dad would never order such a thing but when I used to visit him on weekends on the dredge when he was doing his turn for security duty, I discovered a pile of them in the head of the tugboat he used to let me play in.

I was too young to appreciate the magazines at the time but true joy for a young boy is having a real ship to pretend your sailing. Especially when he would turn on the radar for me for a few minutes. Many an enemy vessel was sank with my brilliant maneuvers at sea, let me tell you.

With great power comes Awesome irresponsibility.