I'm with ya, Rich!

I make Carbonara with a lb. of pasta, a lb.of bacon and almost all of its fat. Serves 2!

But I've never had braided bacon. The basketweave look of Cam's pic makes me think of using it as pie lattice. Blueberry pancake pie with bacon lattice.

Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.