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Regarding the door knob, I betcha' can't guess why it's like that smile. Try...


Umm, umm, ummmmmmm. Dog, this could go sooo wrong, so I'm gonna guess that it's easier for you to open and close than having to turn and twist a knob. Am I close?

If you tell me it's so you can P-Tom your caregivers, I'm gonna be really pissed.

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You're EXACTLY right, buddy. I must say, I'm pleasantly surprised. Seeing as I can't move my hands or fingers, I can't turn door handles. The wind would catch that door and lock me in or out of my room.

The only reasonable argument for owning a gun is to protect yourself from the police.