Let's give everybody a second shot at all of this

I see "Soon to be Hurricane" Ophelia is circling around in my back yard right now,(literaly)trying to decide which way to go.(the last four hour track is straight at ME, make My MREs Chicken, please) The computer models say she may hit Georgia, some say it may head for the Miami area. It just ain't certain.

The Wife said she heard on the news that some of the counties north of us have already canceled schools Hey!...it's only a storm right now.....and nobody has the slightest clue where it's heading