Allright!
One night 6 year old Jimmy hears noises from the parents' bedroom and walks in. There's mommy straddling daddy and bouncing up and down. Jimmy runs out and mommy, embarrassed, throws on a robe and runs to Jimmy's bedroom, confident that she knows exactly how to explain. Jimmy asks: "Mommy, what were you doing to daddy?" Mommy replies: "Jimmy, you may have seen that daddy's tummy was getting too big, so I was exercising on it to push it back down". Jimmy shakes his head: " Mom, you're just wasting your time." "Why's that". "Cause every day that you go out to shop the lady from next door comes over, gets down on her knees, and blows it right back up again!"
