Back to the nun theme:
Three men were at a baseball game. Seated in front of them were a couple nuns whose habits were blocking their view. The men were pretty annoyed at this so they decided to badger the nuns in an attempt to get them to move.
The first guy raises his voice and says "I think I'm going to move to Utah. I hear there are only 100 nuns in the entire state."
The second guy speaks up and says, "I want to live in Montana. There are only 50 nuns in that state."
The third guy says, "Well I'm moving to Idaho. It's only got 25 nuns."
At this point, one of the nuns turns around, looks at the men, smiles, and says in a very sweet voice, "Why don't you go to hell? There surely aren't any nuns there."
