FOR ALL YOU OLD TIMERS



A senior citizen goes in for his yearly physical with his wife tagging
along.
When the doctor enters the examination room he says, "I will need a
urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."
The man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he
say?"
The wife yells back to him, "GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR!"

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.