Good one, Peter, although I'd heard it before(our priest told me it in the sanctuary after mass). That was an exceedingly smooth transition from a golfing theme into a religious theme, so I'll continue the transition with one that sister told me when I was in the 6th grade: One of the rooms in the convent was being refurbished and the Mother Superior ordered two of the new young nuns to repaint the walls of the room, but very sternly warned that they were not to get a single drop of paint on their habits. So the new nuns discussed this and decided that they would lock the door, take off their habits and place them in the middle of the room, and paint the walls while nude. So they did and after a few minutes of painting they heard a knock at the door and someone calling "blind man". Well, they figured that it would be okay to let a blind man in, so they unlocked the door. In walks a guy carrying a big carton who takes a look at them and says "Nice tits. Where do you want the blinds?".
