An escaped convict, still in his prison uniform and armed with a gun, broke into a couples' bedroom. He tied them both up on their beds and the husband was distressed to see him leaning over his wife and kissing her on the neck.
He then went into the bathroom, so the husband whispered "Honey, this guy probably hasn't had a woman in years and from his kissing you on the neck like that, it looks like he wants to have sex with you. If you resist him, he may hurt us. So be brave; I love you".
The wife whispered back "Actually he wasn't kissing me on the neck. He was whispering into my ear how attractive he thought you were and that he was going into the bathroom to get some vaseline. Be brave; I love you too".
