I've recently been drowning my popcorn in Tapatio sauce. I need to start buying giant bottles of it at Costco the way I'm going through it.

Last weekend I think I overdid it a bit. My mouth was on fire! Sadly, it only made me shovel it in faster.

Cuz it only got really hot when I stopped chewing.

Flawed logic, yes.

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