Blanc Mange tried and failed. And that was REALLY French! Poutine will never shake its WTF-is-really-on-these mystique. Then again, one might ask the same of burritos, gyros or falafel. They tried and failed, too.
I dunno, JP. Doctor Corporation is gonna be tough to beat---and pizza!
Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.